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الاثنين، 19 نوفمبر 2012

Patient shook his head and said: This is not a horse that swallowed but who swallowed white The doctor said the patient to a regular pulse heart Kdqat time! Replied the patient does not forget Doctor because you and I put my hand on the clock's hands

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Henry Erskine prosecutor in Scotland in the late eighteenth century receives Sciences by Professor particular famously weak memory, and was Erskine great admirer by Professor old One day he met the student by Professor After graduating and became head of the prosecutor, asked the latter: I have learned more unfortunate son that one of your family members may Osiba fever and he died, see you or your brother is the one who died of fever? Erskine and chuckled as he listened to the question mentor curious what was it but he said: "I was, sir, who suffered a fever and died" extending a professor handheld shaking hands disciple then said "very sorry son, I hope that you inform your family sincere Taziti" and departed old professor

Intelligent doctor: Some doctors paid five pounds for the first examination, and pounds for the second test, and once a patient cunning came never be examined, and when he entered upon blurted saying: that the drug, which she described to me in the first visit Avena? Doctor Vaftn to Meijerma him, but ignored, and went fumbles his body and its members, then said to him: you are better off than they saw before Fetibr on a medication that you described in your previous time

Someone said to his friend: I am indebted to the doctor Chinese Shang Hang with my life, and asked him how so? He said: I was once very ill Vostdat my wife Dr. curious and gave me medication increased illness ** and oversaw the death, and then my wife went to Hang Chang did not find it as it was absent in the book, and so survived the death and so I owe him my life

Patient went Das leg donkey to a doctor and the doctor was busy and stray thought and after that gave him medicine doctor told him take two drops four times a day: patient Vdhish and asked him: But Dr. *** that my feet hurt me because trampled ass! The doctor said: Yes ** Yes drop towed in the eye of ass so as not stepping on your foot again

Insisted the man in front of a psychiatrist that he swallowed horsepower did the doctor can including him from power to persuade that makes a man change his belief in a state of despair, said his doctor that we're going you process not abscess horse and the idea was to give him sedated for the simple and bring horse to the operating room during a coma and when Prospects patient doctor pointed to the horse and said patient: This horse will not bother you anymore?! Patient shook his head and said: This is not a horse that swallowed but who swallowed white

The doctor said the patient to a regular pulse heart Kdqat time! Replied the patient does not forget Doctor because you and I put my hand on the clock's hands

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