Funny definitions I
and realistic
Funny definitions, but realistic??!!!
Pupil failed ...Man can be the first and most successful in the absence of othe
Funny definitions, but realistic??!!!
Pupil failed ...Man can be the first and most successful in the absence of othe
Journalist
...........Man
proves to gain his living from interfering in the affairs of
othersLawyer
..........Man
set by justice and law to absorb the sweat of
othersDentist
...Man
snatch the peak of the mouths of othersDoctor
...........
A man can not find strength unless hurt others
Football player:Man failed curriculum but loved by the masses, has a large number of fans, spend the day at work and the times at the club and the night in the cafes, loves people whenever scored goals and achieved victories, everyone abandon him when injured or retire ..
Seller in the grocery store:Always energetic man and interviewer with a smile, always present in groups in front of the grocery store and joking with children, sells everything and anything, delayed in bringing requests when contacted, afraid of the municipality, nor forgive one penny!!
Industrious student:Born short white, bespectacled, sitting in the front of the line, eliminates duties and nerd every day, not Agch anyone in exams, always complain of errors in the solution, and the difficulty of the questions, in the end, be the only one who gets to the final marks!
Gulf encouraging:Football-crazy man, constantly cursing judgment, encourages his team violently degraded competitors, sitting silent in the game, dancing at scoring goals and aims to let loose on the pitch, with the end of every game calls for the removal of the rule and replace the coach and the dismissal of the Board of Directors!!
University employee:Man recessive and feel always injustice, wants to become a director of the Foundation, despises the rest of the staff because he sees himself as more understanding and educated them, he has a huge amount of information theory, does not know when something is said to him (dish), puts staff all work above the office because it educated and understand and know everything!!
Book:Filled with old papers speak and placed in a beautiful casing unnecessary with the presence of the Internet and television, always talk about professors and intellectuals, and sell it in the libraries at high prices and the problem is that no one reads
Childhood:
A man can not find strength unless hurt others
Football player:Man failed curriculum but loved by the masses, has a large number of fans, spend the day at work and the times at the club and the night in the cafes, loves people whenever scored goals and achieved victories, everyone abandon him when injured or retire ..
Seller in the grocery store:Always energetic man and interviewer with a smile, always present in groups in front of the grocery store and joking with children, sells everything and anything, delayed in bringing requests when contacted, afraid of the municipality, nor forgive one penny!!
Industrious student:Born short white, bespectacled, sitting in the front of the line, eliminates duties and nerd every day, not Agch anyone in exams, always complain of errors in the solution, and the difficulty of the questions, in the end, be the only one who gets to the final marks!
Gulf encouraging:Football-crazy man, constantly cursing judgment, encourages his team violently degraded competitors, sitting silent in the game, dancing at scoring goals and aims to let loose on the pitch, with the end of every game calls for the removal of the rule and replace the coach and the dismissal of the Board of Directors!!
University employee:Man recessive and feel always injustice, wants to become a director of the Foundation, despises the rest of the staff because he sees himself as more understanding and educated them, he has a huge amount of information theory, does not know when something is said to him (dish), puts staff all work above the office because it educated and understand and know everything!!
Book:Filled with old papers speak and placed in a beautiful casing unnecessary with the presence of the Internet and television, always talk about professors and intellectuals, and sell it in the libraries at high prices and the problem is that no one reads
Childhood:
The
most beautiful stage in human life, wherein lies and beaten and sabotages and
plays do not blame him one, and the child sees all people are kind and tolerant,
but when this phase ends child discovers that he was then just a
baby!!
Pepsi:Drink delicious and cold, it is possible to use a cleaner for car tires is shining well, declarations beautiful and exciting and appealing to everyone, cheap and procrastination in price, there is no fear of its components is a large amount of water and a large amount of sugar and a large amount of gas!!
Khayat:A man who does not thank the women never, always exposed to humiliation and insults, the sewed clothing for women according to the Model which they ask and when it runs out of sew is not naturally inclined to refer all fingers in his eyes and attached all worldly gallows in front of his neck!!
Stock Exchange:Place to achieve some of the highest profit live happily and comfortably throughout their lives, and at the same time is a place when the others are investigating the greatest losses to live in poverty and narrow Unfortunately the rest of their lives .. The idea comes out everyone infected with pressure, diabetes, irritable bowel!!
Contests choose Art Stars:Television programs very frivolous and absurd, it meets a group of artists to choose a group of young men and young girls to join them to new minimum full of stars .. But the stars ramshackle!!
Youth Almaackson:Parasitic organisms proliferate in commercial centers and Alsnatr and live on the other platoon harassment is a species of molluscs!!
Cosmetics:Organic chemicals and inorganic women use beauty and brag and Alvchkrh the purpose of deception and fraud!
Pepsi:Drink delicious and cold, it is possible to use a cleaner for car tires is shining well, declarations beautiful and exciting and appealing to everyone, cheap and procrastination in price, there is no fear of its components is a large amount of water and a large amount of sugar and a large amount of gas!!
Khayat:A man who does not thank the women never, always exposed to humiliation and insults, the sewed clothing for women according to the Model which they ask and when it runs out of sew is not naturally inclined to refer all fingers in his eyes and attached all worldly gallows in front of his neck!!
Stock Exchange:Place to achieve some of the highest profit live happily and comfortably throughout their lives, and at the same time is a place when the others are investigating the greatest losses to live in poverty and narrow Unfortunately the rest of their lives .. The idea comes out everyone infected with pressure, diabetes, irritable bowel!!
Contests choose Art Stars:Television programs very frivolous and absurd, it meets a group of artists to choose a group of young men and young girls to join them to new minimum full of stars .. But the stars ramshackle!!
Youth Almaackson:Parasitic organisms proliferate in commercial centers and Alsnatr and live on the other platoon harassment is a species of molluscs!!
Cosmetics:Organic chemicals and inorganic women use beauty and brag and Alvchkrh the purpose of deception and fraud!
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